Random Quotes Game-- FEAR IT!

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((LOL!))

Well here's mine...happened at work. I thought it was funny - most others don't but meh!

BECKY: Well I'm going to punch in.
CASEY: Yeah. I'm going to punch out.
ME *after already sitting there for 4 hours*: Yeah and I'll just sit right here!

[Cheshire Smile]

((hey, I laughed at that))

Aaaand now I think I'll just rattle off random favorite words created and/or found by me and my friend. Maybe after reading this you would understand how my previous post came to be so easy for me to type.  Because I am bored.
Yes.

Gisnickitfizz (Giss-snick-it-fizz)

Smop (shmop, it also stands for something too. but I can't pronounce it much less type it)

Shmunt (I saw that on a car plate--I kid you not.)

Schne (German for snow)

Grumpsch (Orc God)

Grumpschy

Grep (Ummmm...we were talking about this guy named Greg and she accidentally said 'grep' instead of his name)

Flabbergasted

Flabbergastia (the world of being flabbergasted)

Decrepit (emphasis on the T)

Spaz

Spastic

Niff (nifty)

Spesh (Special)

Uber (German, super)

Deutsch (German, German)

Deutschland (to be said with enthusiasm, people!)

Bee eff eff el! (her favorite phrase--EVERYTHING'S her BFFL! Everything! Except for like, a few random people and stuff...)

Schnuka Norshk (sp? Anyways, Norwegian for "Speak Norwegian")

((Commonly used phrases also include...))

Oh Poop/Poot

What the butt?

Out of the goodness of my hearrrt! (to be used with excessive sign language)

Sickly (accompanied by 'uber' is an option too)

And I must update that as of today she now calls me "Bre-sivus." I think it happened in her German class...I'm not quite sure... o__o


aaand apparently supper's ready so I am off. Away from here.
Yes.
YES.

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This thread MUST be revived! The world is a funny place!

Trinculo: (to his two drunk friends) They say there are but five on the island. If the other three be brained like us, the state totters!

Caliban: Hast thou not dropped from heaven?
Stephano: Out o'th'moon I do assure thee. I was the man'i'th'moon, when time was.

Newspaper headline: "U.S. elderly likely to hit 24 million by 2040"

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ME: Its kind of like your brain is filled with penguins one a cliff. Each one is a thought and once you hit a certain capacity, each new nugget of knowledge (or penguin) pushes another penguin off the icy cliff into certain death.

FRIEND: Well way to be morbid.

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History teacher: The United States recognized Panama's independence half an hour after the revolution. This was a time before the internet, before telephones, before we had any way of getting news that fast. How do you suppose we explained that kind of coincidence?

Kid in the front: Our freedom-senses were tingling.

[jmt5887]

Phil Argus: "I am the Bacon Man/Bring all the pork I can/To all the little kids down the row/Clogging their arteries/"ith all the MSGs/Then they'll all die at the age of eight!"

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"You're stuck inside a pattern
You're stuck inside a loop
And you're stuck inside a pattern
You're stuck inside a loop
And you're stuck inside a pattern
You're stuck inside a loop
And you're stuck inside a pattern,
You're stuck, so take a hammer to it."
--This Hyper World, by Lemon Demon

...I need to write down some of the stuff my teachers say, otherwise I'll forget them and this thread will die >.>

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"Hey *bad word*, gimme somea that sweet dip!"

~A few friends playing "Sociable"...a drinking game. T'was funny!

[Corencio]

(From Doctor Who)

Captain Adelaide Brooke: *gun raised* State your name, rank, and intention.
The Doctor: The Doctor... doctor... fun. >_>

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(Heh, I had forgotten about this thread)

"They say you learn about yourself through this sort of situation. I learned that I would suck as God."
~Comment on the NaNoWriMo message boards, 2009

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XD That quote reminds me of this episode of Zero Punctuation...

"I feel sorry for people who are God, and I shouldn't, cause that's like feeling sorry for Paris Hilton."

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XD...Paris Hilton...

On an unrelated note....

"If you're too cold, you can add on as many layers as you want, but if you're too hot, there's only so many you can take off before it gets illegal."
~One of my friends on why he prefers cold weather

[Corencio]

XD ...Interesting explanation.

GLaDOS (Genetic Life and Disk Operating System): At the Enrichment Center, we promise never to value your safety above your unique ideas and creativity.

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Wow...well as long as they know what the priority is


REVIEWER: your videos usually suck but this one "broke the habit" and was very good, well done
ME: Erm thanks...I think? *to myself* Was that an insult or a compliment?

Yes this actually was a review on one of my Code Lyoko AMVs before YouTube pulled it.

[Corencio]

=O ...That sounds like a complinsult, to me.

GLaDOS: For this next test, we have added an extra challenge. Any contact with the chamber floor will result in a negative mark on your testing record. Followed by death. Good luck!

Aaah, I love Portal. XD