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« on: November 04, 2007, 03:14:14 pm » |
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Yep, here we go again. I just like having a place to record funny things that happen in everyday life. ^_^
A few days ago...
Dad: Just lemme think.
Me: No thinking allowed!
Dad: *laughs, explains to my friend* I taught him that.
Me: Yep. Apparently I needed to think a lot more when I was little.
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Cheshire Smile
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2007, 04:02:30 pm » |
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We can always tell when my dad's joking because he can never keep a straight face.
Let's try, Last Night at a sushi bar!
Me: But who's doing the pumpkin pie for Thanksgiving?
Dad: Pumpkin Pie? Blech! We can do without.
Me&Mom: Noooo!
Me: It's traditional!
Dad: *looks me in the eye, very seriously* My mother always said "A duck is traditional."
*silence*
Me: ...Duck?
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« Reply #2 on: November 10, 2007, 11:05:52 am » |
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ME: I can't believe you said that!
BF: What?
ME: You know what!
BF: No really...what?
ME: *exasperated sigh* You basically called me an idiot!
BF: I do that all the time just not this time.
ME: Yes you did!
BF: I wasn't even here yesterday!!
ME: *blink* Oh...crap. It must have been my other boyfriend (*was kidding*)
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Black Mage
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2007, 03:50:04 am » |
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MY FC: You disgrace my people with slavery! This is madness! SARGE'S FC: How is this madness? He just wanted you to go away. MY FC: Madness...? MY FC: THIS MY FC: IS MY FC: SPARTAAAAAAAA!!!!!!! On a chatroom... [Chat Index]: wolf0077 has left at 7:46 pm [Diamondblast] 7:47 pm: Aww... [Diamondblast] 7:47 pm: Don't let the cod hit you on the way out. I'm an idiot.  |
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DragonforceX
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2007, 06:58:34 pm » |
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((On the phone))
GF: Oh my god My head hurts!
Me: Did a swallow drop something on it?
GF: What?
Me: Ummmmm well I meat to say.....
5 minute long silence
Me:.......just ignore anything I said before you said 'What'
GF: A swallow? European or African?
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Corencio
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« Reply #5 on: December 08, 2007, 10:16:00 pm » |
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Toph: You noodlebrains don't know what you're doing. I miss Sokka.  Katara: Ooh, I've got one! If you miss him so much... why don't you marry him? XD *awkwarder than usual silence* |
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« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2007, 12:29:54 am » |
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Glinda: And what have you been doing, apart from riding around on that filthy old thing? *points to Elphaba's broom*
Elphaba: Well we can't all come and go by bubble!
~Wicked the Musical; (AKA: Glinda, the witch of the North, and the Wicked Witch of the West from the Wizard of Oz)
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OC RP Swaps: Cain/Corencio, Sylvia/Kione, Rayne/Ghost, Diego/Shadow, Andy\Josh, Kole\Quin |
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« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2007, 10:48:48 pm » |
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Old man: What is you name?
Sir Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
O.M.: What is your Quest?
S.G: I seek the Grail!
O.M.: what is your favorite color?
S.G: Blue..wait no! *explodes and falls into pit of doom*
King Arthur approaches
Old man: What is you name?
K.A.: King Arthur of Camelot
O.M: What is your quest?
K.A.: I seek the holy Grail!
O.M.: what is the migration flight path of a Swallow?
K.A.: Well what do you mean? African or European?
O.M.: Wait..i dont know that *explodes and falls into pit of doom*
Sir Acolon: How did you know that?
K.A.: Sometimes you just have to know these things when your king.
((MONTY PYTHON FTW!!!))
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Corencio
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« Reply #8 on: December 15, 2007, 09:18:12 pm » |
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*Avatar spoiler alert! For the Western Air Temple! Turn back now if you wanna wait for the joke.*
Zuko: How am I supposed to convince these people I'm on their side? What would Uncle do? (in Uncle-ish voice) "Zuko, you have to look within yourself, to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself." (sigh) Even when I'm talking for him I can't figure out what he means.
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Cheshire Smile
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« Reply #9 on: December 29, 2007, 08:39:08 pm » |
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Two Quotes for us!
Mom: You know that new Wicked music that you've been blasting the house with without end recently?
Chessie(Me) : ...Yeah.
Mom: Well I've been thinking about that "loathing" song...
Chessie: *starts to smile* ...Yeah?
Mom: It's absolutely perfect for a teenage daughter who is very unlike her mother and they don't get along.
Chessie: ...
Mom: ...
Chessie: ...I love you. Not really, but I love you. That's classic. That's PERFECT!
Mom: ...You don't love me?
Chessie: I AM a teenager, y'know.
Mom: But STILL. *evil eye*
Chessie: MEEP MEEP I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU TE AMO TE AMO I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!
Second quote:
*Down in Mexico my brother and I were having troubles with my Abuela, my grandmother. See...she's losing her memory. AKA, losing her miiiiiiiiiiind! Btw, Eugenio's my cousin.
Alex: So what does Abuelita call you now? BrianDA? *instead of Brianna, or, as I prefer to be called by my friends, Bre
Chessie: Yeah. How about you?
Alex: She's been calling me "guapo"
Chessie: Guapo? She's been calling you handsome?! That's rich.
Alex: Isn't it? But that isn't the best part.
Chessie: Well? Go on...
Alex: She's only called me by name twice, and she's said...
Chessie: Said what? Said WHAT?!
Alex: ...Eugenio.
Chessie: wait, Eugenio? He's younger than ME. He's like...twelve, I'm fourteen, and you're twenty-three! He even LIVES down here! Whuh, Eugenio?? Huh?
Alex: *nods* Yup. Eu-gen-io.
Chessie: ...Even richer. Gah, I can't wait till we get back home. It's so hard when they've had English since Kindergarten and I've just started last year, and you haven't spoken it or been down here for years.
Alex: Hence, Eugenio.
Chessie: Do you hurt?
Alex: Yes, I hurt.
Chessie: ...
Alex and Chessie: I hurt with pain!*
*Jhonen Vasquez Quote!
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Corencio
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« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2008, 09:25:43 pm » |
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A few days ago, in my Theory of Knowledge class...
Teacher: "Did you know that 92% of statistics are made up on the spot?"
*tries to remember another random quote to make this post worth something*
"....Hola. Me llamo Inspector Carlton Lasseter. ......Me gusta queso."
(Hi, my name is Inspector Carlton Lasseter. ......I like cheese.)
From PSYCH. =D
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« Reply #11 on: February 15, 2008, 06:25:45 pm » |
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In Math on Febuary15... We plaied deal or no deal.
Ok so I was sitting at my desk and the teacher was picking out who was going to be the contestent.
Me: I wont be picked. I wont be picked. I wont be picked. I wont be picked. I wont be picked.
Shane(the boy sitting next to me):ME ME ME ME ME
The teacher: ALY!!! YOU WILL BE PLAING DEAL OR NO DEAL!!
Me:NO!!!!
Shane:*punches me in the arm*
*thinks of another quote*
Edward:"And so the lion falls in love with the lamb." "Yesturday I kiss you and you attack me. Today you pass out on me"-Twilight
Bella:"by body or by blood..."-New Moon
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« Reply #12 on: February 25, 2008, 11:28:35 pm » |
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Hehe i Always do this at school I Call Someones name (example) Me: Storm, Storm.. Storm looks at me I look away Storm :Dane I Know You Did It Quit it out ! Me: did i what ? Storm: Called my name and looked away me : i didnt do it i was do my work you idiot, dont accuse me until you are sure i did it ! Storm : Fine (looks away) Me :Storm One More Thing ! Storm :  DANE STOP DOING IT ! GRRRRRR Me: What what did i do this time  |
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« Reply #13 on: March 10, 2008, 08:06:53 pm » |
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This happened with one of my friends and I in a chatroom:
N: O_O You are EVIL when you want to be...
Me: I know! ^_^
N: O_o
Me: <_<
N: >_>
Me: ^_^
N: ^_^ Wait, why are we doing this?
Me: Dunno, couldn't care less.
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Cheshire Smile
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« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2008, 12:58:51 pm » |
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I just...I absolutely have to post this. It's a must.
It came out of the mouth of a 74-year-old lady when somebody got her mighty angry in a fanfic of mine.
Let's just say...I went typer happy with the phrases. They're posted so you only see the funny bits. It will be choppy.
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I know of this blasphemy of which you speak.
No-good spittin’ ungrateful ‘prince’-apal!
My, you mule-honkin’ son-of-a automobile dealer!
...fish food, that’s what I say! You polyester primpin’ handheld monkey-wrench!
I snort in your direction! My nose is upturned at you on the street, and my scowl is for you, dear man!
You bee-hive lickin’ freebootin’ shenanigan! ((One of the best words ever, shenanigan))
Upholstered beach spandex man! ((ick))
Forty-Eight! Bah! BAH! Hardly enough to be workin’ enough! You whinin’ whippersnapper! When I was growing up we never complained ‘bout nothing, you better believe that, you jaw-slack drool factory! No one wants to hear a utopian whiney-face sissy Sasquatch moan about his Brady Bunch troubles, no sir!
You lumberjackin’ fool-trappin’ mole-pluckin’ nose-pickin’ xylophone-stealin’ quarry-blowin’ art-burnin’ cow-squealin’ beet-pluckin’ lukewarm-tea drinkin’ horse's blah!
Thick-headed gnome-beard!
Answer in the name of the fat oily sunscreen you lather on your fleshy-white whale belly! Answer in the name of the Kikkoman soy sauce I’ll hold over your head when I come down there to get your answer! Yes I know where you are! Answer me this instant, you poppycock pinsnippit picklin’ Queen Marie Antoinette, you hairball-hockin’...
Goll-dang respect, squirtin’ savage!
I’ll have your head over this in the French Revolution! You lard-flabby faced cat whooper! Polly-want-a-cracker slacker! Puffin-fluff-pin worm! Black-beetle-face-huggin’ alien! New-fangled-Nuclear rotten grocery bag!
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I am not held responsible by punishments given to those saying these things out loud.
(at least I hope I'm not)
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